Wear this like a quiet badge. The shirt speaks in dry humor — short, sharp lines for anyone who’s had to navigate an avoidant narcissist and come out with their sense of self intact. Lightweight and breathable, it sits close to the body without clinging, letting the message lead while you move through crowded rooms or low-key hangouts. Colors let you dial the volume from muted to loud. Sizes run full and true, so you can choose how boldly you want to wear that sarcasm. It’s the kind of tee you pull on when you need to be both ironclad and ironically amused — a soft, durable layer that keeps its shape through wash after wash and keeps the joke pointed.
Made to last: responsibly sourced cotton, reinforced collar, and clean, comfortable seams means this shirt will be there for the long game — and so will the message.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (heathers and blends per color)
- Seamless tubular knit body for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and resist stretching
- Durable, high-quality print methods: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG elsewhere
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
