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The cheeky phrase printed on the front makes people laugh the right way and reminds caregivers that this little one has an attitude — and a sense of humor. Lightweight and smooth against delicate skin, the onesie moves easily with wriggling arms and legs. Snaps at the crotch make changes quicker and less fussy. The ribbed trim around the neck and legs stretches for easy dressing, then springs back to maintain shape. Breathable cotton keeps the baby comfortable from morning naps through playtime. 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