| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
This lightweight crewneck tee carries a wry, honest message for parents who prefer blunt humor over sugarcoated slogans. The soft, ring-spun cotton feels gentle against the skin during long days of school runs, errands, and bedtime negotiations. Wear it on playdates, at the park, or folded on the couch for laundry-day survival—its straightforward line sparks knowing laughs and nods from other grown-ups who get the chaos of raising kind humans.
The shirt sits relaxed and comfortable, letting you move quickly whether you’re chasing toddlers or chasing quiet moments with a coffee in hand. The print reads like a private joke shared between tired parents: equal parts exasperation and affection. It doesn’t pretend parenting is pristine; it honors the messy, real work of teaching kids to be decent people.
If you like clothing with attitude that still feels lived-in and easy, this tee fits into the everyday rhythm—laundry cycles, playroom forts, and late-night story sessions included. The message opens conversation, sparks smiles, and quietly declares your parenting priorities without sermonizing.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp lettering; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
