This softstyle T-shirt speaks with dry humor and a little weary pride. The design — “just a mama trying not to raise assholes” — lands like a private joke that only parents understand: candid, honest, and protective. Lightweight and smooth against the skin, the shirt slips into busy mornings of school lunches, playground negotiations, and late-night homework talks. It holds up through everyday chaos, wash after wash, while the bold, straightforward slogan starts conversations and draws knowing smiles from fellow parents. Wear it on coffee runs, casual playdates, or family errand days to show a little grit and a lot of realness.
Made to be lived in, this shirt balances comfort with clear personality. The muted tones and clean crew neckline keep the look approachable, while the printed message keeps the attitude front and center. It’s for the tired, funny, fierce parent who wants clothing that speaks their truth without fuss.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft feel (varies for heathers)
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
