{"product_id":"t-shirt-jesus-may-love-you-but-i-think-you-re-a-c-bold-statement-tee","title":"T-Shirt — “Jesus May Love You But I Think You’re a C***” Bold Statement Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, unapologetic message that lands with dry humor and sharp honesty. The clean, high-contrast print sits center-chest in tall serif lettering, making the words readable from a distance while keeping the overall look minimal. Wear it layered under a denim jacket, with casual jeans, or lounging at home when you want your outfit to say something without saying anything else aloud. The breathable ring-spun cotton and classic crew neck keep the silhouette relaxed and wearable year-round, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar help the shirt hold its shape wash after wash. It’s for someone who values blunt wit, deadpan delivery, and clothing that starts conversations (or ends them).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, high-contrast print (DTG\/DTF methods used for artwork and sleeve\/neck details)\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":44579972743261,"sku":"25061443424441186237","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":44579972776029,"sku":"25678208510055800508","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":44579972808797,"sku":"18078762988670204719","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44579972841565,"sku":"13282849426651506446","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44579972874333,"sku":"16161043607608182784","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":44579972907101,"sku":"70759818145140668373","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":44579972939869,"sku":"93834535509555197859","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":44579972972637,"sku":"47826074339721290136","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":44579973005405,"sku":"22275894588943098805","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":44579973038173,"sku":"83605560401668459439","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44579973070941,"sku":"25512115395184605667","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44579973103709,"sku":"20877184510086251520","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":44579973136477,"sku":"30808111038762703019","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":44579973169245,"sku":"94507148690160813639","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":44579973202013,"sku":"22300695862498317504","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":44579973234781,"sku":"22107641923632380247","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":44579973267549,"sku":"32509087651218915889","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44579973300317,"sku":"29535856989134048551","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44579973333085,"sku":"39889207522574835066","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":44579973365853,"sku":"32171789260343351388","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":44579973398621,"sku":"10315519471569117926","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44579973431389,"sku":"85539429482067721774","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":44579973464157,"sku":"15089058213378751275","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44579973496925,"sku":"97482624526571563396","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44579973529693,"sku":"29830498765386363981","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44579973562461,"sku":"10249860596043769228","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":44579973595229,"sku":"85945576554534107695","price":20.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44579973627997,"sku":"18815030920132464687","price":24.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":44579973660765,"sku":"19233740933100514232","price":24.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44579973693533,"sku":"27246712081602131392","price":24.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44579973726301,"sku":"10611904974317086161","price":24.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44579973759069,"sku":"24415962834799399424","price":24.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44579973791837,"sku":"33502742187532658654","price":24.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":44579973824605,"sku":"18570594444018928300","price":24.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":44579973857373,"sku":"19039680102162570924","price":27.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44579973890141,"sku":"20553593270031842369","price":27.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/9515\/9389\/files\/18275678303532473344_2048.jpg?v=1783553135","url":"https:\/\/touchoftaradise.com\/products\/t-shirt-jesus-may-love-you-but-i-think-you-re-a-c-bold-statement-tee","provider":"Touch Of Taradise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}